This is what happens when you trust your wife to do your fantasy hockey draft for you.

No big deal, just a typical Friday night. #Oprah #latergram

Oprah just rubbed my baby bump.

I. Can’t. Even.

23 Weeks (and 1 day) - holy cow!

We learned this week that I’m apparently growing a very large child (he should be in the 30-40th percentile…. he’s in the 60th percentile). If you’ve ever seen all 4 feet and 8 inches of me, this is a pretty hilarious thought.

Always ❤️ the view from our apartment (at Astoria, New York)

What does one wear when they’re almost 6 months pregnant and going to meet Oprah? 

I feel like this picture will need to be displayed in my office for years to come.

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My sister and I are going to scope out my baby shower location on Saturday morning on 60th & Lex. Any recommendations for a good brunch place near there? 

Baby is ready for game day! Hail to Pitt!

The Replacements (at Forest Hills Tennis Stadium) (with @allisonfoley. We’re not going to be regular moms. We’re going to be cool moms!)

To the gentleman (and I use that term VERY loosely) who physically pushed me out of the way to get to an open seat on the subway LITERALLY as the “If you see an elderly, pregnant or disabled person standing, please give up your seat. Courtesy is contagious and it begins with you.” message played on the PA system, karma is a beeyotch. 

The Piano Man, himself! (at Madison Square Garden)

I judge the stress level of a workday by the number of female team members wearing topknots by the end of the day.

Not gonna lie. There were a lot today.

  • Coworker: What are you doing for lunch?
  • Me: I'm going to run across the street to Europa.
  • Coworker: What do you get there, soup or salad?
  • Me: Pasta with extra cheese on top.

Reese’s Pumpkins are on sale for $0.19 at Duane Reade. This is the best/worst news I’ve learned all day. Also, I would like some kind of recognition for the restraint I showed by only purchasing two of them.




Urban Outfitters selling “bloodspattered” Kent State varsity shirts

Once again, Urban Outfitters proves itself to be utter garbage. They already pulled the sweatshirt from their site but this is hardly the first time they’ve tried to sell something distasteful. More info here.

I audibly gasped when I saw this. Unbelievable. 

They covered this on The Today Show this morning and I literally yelled at the TV. Nice, Urban Outfitters. Let’s try to sell a ($130) sweatshirt that makes a mockery out of a huge bloodbath that happened YEARS before anyone who would buy this from you was even born. How does UO continue to keep effing up in such monumental ways like this? 

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